Male Organ

Funny Joke Posted on | September 10, 2006 | No Comments

Question : Ms. America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. America : Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
Question : How can you say so?
Ms. America : Because it stands every time it sees a woman…
(Applause! Applause!)

Question : Ms. Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. Spain : Male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or toro(bull).
Question : How can you say so?
Ms. Spain : Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
(Applause! Applause!)

Question : Ms. Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. Philippines : Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumours.
Question : How can you say so?
Ms. Philippines : Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)

Question : Ms. Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. Iran : Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
Question : How can you say so?
Ms. Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

Question : Ms. India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. India : Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
Question : How can you say so?
Ms. India : Because it works day and night….
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

Question : Ms. Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. Malaysia : Well, I can say that Male organs in Malaysia are like the Proton car.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms. Malaysia : Looks tough but actually very soft.

Question : Ms. Singapore, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. Singapore : Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very kiasu (Afraid to lose).
Question : How can you say so?
Ms. Singapore : It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.