Little Sausage

Funny Joke Posted on | September 15, 2006 | No Comments

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says:
“Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet you’re bigger than the Barbecue grill .”

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife’s bottom.
“Yes, I was Right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue grill!”

The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed,the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

“What’s wrong?” he asks.
She answers: “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little sausage?”