Mongolian VD
Joke of the Day Posted on | July 28, 2006 | No Comments
An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not take precautions.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he awakes one morning to find his dick, covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately go to see his doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in a two days, for the results.The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, “I’ve got bad news for you.
You’ve contracted Mongolian VD. It’s very rare and almost unheard of here.
We know very little about it.” The man looks a little relieved and says “Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up,” doc.
The doctor answers “I’m sorry,there’s no known cure. We’re going to have to amputate your penis.”
The man screams in horror, “Oh no!
The doctors replies, “Well it’s your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice.”
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he’ll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his dick, and proclaims “Ah yes, Monlolian VD. Velly lare lisease. “
The guys says to the doctor, “Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can you do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!”.
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs, “Stupid Amellican loctor!
Always want to opulate. Make more money, that way. lo leed to to opulate!”
“Oh thank God!” the man replies.
“Yes” says the Chinese doctor, “You lo worry! Wait two weeky. Dick fall off by itself!”
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