Bud
Joke of the Day Posted on | June 11, 2006 | No Comments
A girl walks into a bar and asks for a Bud. The bartender gives it to her, she drinks it, and passes out. The bartender tries to wake her but can’t. When he sees that no one else is in the bar he locks the door and has his way with her. The next day the girl walks in and the bartender calls 30 of his friends and tells them what happened. She orders a Bud and passes out. They all have their way with her. The following day 70 guys show up at the bar. She comes in and orders a Bud, drinks it, passes out and all 70 have their way with her. The fourth day she walks in and the bar is packed, standing room only.She walks up tho the bar and orders a Miller. The bartender looks and says, “But don’t you drink Bud?” She replies, “I used to, but it makes my pussy sore.”
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