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Joke of the Day Posted on | June 24, 2006 | No Comments

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s.
He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife.”.

“What type of bra?”, asked the clerk.

“Type?”, inquired the man “There is more than one type?”.

“Look Around.”, said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size color and material.

“Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras.”, replied the salesclerk.

Confused, the man asked, “Only three? What are they?”.

The saleslady replied “The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?”.

Still confused the man asked “What is the difference between them?”.

The lady responded “It is quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.”

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