Before n After Sex
Funny Jokes Posted on Sunday, June 18, 2006 by Author @ 12:42 PM
A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a relaxing dinner with his wife, they retire to their twin beds.However, the man was not yet ready to slumber, and called over to his wife
"My little boopey-boo, I'm lonely."
So the woman gets out of bed and crosses the room to the husband. On the way, she trips on the carpet and falls on her face. The husband, with a concerned look on his face says " Oh, did my little honey-woney fall on her little nosey-wosey?"
The woman just smiles, gets up and enters hubby's bed. The two have passionate sex, and afterwards the woman rolls out.
As she is returning to her bed, she once again catches her foot on the carpet and falls flat on her face.
The man looks over his shoulder at his wife lying on the floor and says
"Clumsy bitch."
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