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Female Genie

Joke of the Day Posted on | May 30, 2006 | No Comments

Dennis Rodman found a bottle on the beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle. “Master, may I grant you one wish?” asked the genie with a smile.

“Hey, bitch. Don’t you know who I am? I don’t need no woman givin’ me nuttin!” barked Rodman.

The genie pleaded, “But master, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to this bottle forever.”

Dennis thought a moment. Then, grumbling about the inconvenience of it all, he said, “Okay, okay, I wanna wake up with three women in my bed in the morning, so just do it!” Giving the genie an evil glare, he screamed, “Now leave me alone!”

The annoyed genie said, “So be it!” and disappeared back into the bottle.

The next morning, Rodman woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his leg was broken, and he had no health insurance.

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